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| Administrator | I don't say that we ought to all misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could. - Orsen Wells | | |
| Administrator | I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious! - Steven Wright | | |
| Administrator | A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour - Author Unknown | | |
| Administrator | We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp,some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box - Author Unknown | | |
| Doug | What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know, it's what we know for sure that just ain't so. Mark Twain | | |
| Doug | If we do not ask the question, the answer is always no - Author Unknown | | |
| Doug | "It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little."- Sydney Smith | | |
| Doug | Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter. Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) | | |
| Doug | Life does not cease to be funny when we are serious any more than it ceases to be serious when we are laughing - Author unknown | | |
| Doug | Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. Confucius | | |
| Doug | Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Frieda Norris | | |
| Doug | Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain | | |
| Doug | Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) | | |
| Doug | "The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Doug | "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!" Benjamin Franklin | | |
| Doug | "I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." Mark Twain | | |
| Doug | There is a wonderful mythical law of nature that the three things we crave most in life -- happiness, freedom, and peace of mind -- are always attained by giving them to someone else. Peyton C March | | |
| Doug | You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth. H.L. Mencken | | |
| Doug | Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. G.K. Chesterton | | |
| Doug | "When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'" Sydney J. Harris | | |
